thatsprettysicknasty:

angeldictator:

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

thebootydiaries:

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

my parents just got back from vacation and my mom befriended an octopus????  she scared off a small shark (because you don’t want them near you in the water) and realized the thing it had been circling was a little octopus, which then came over and stayed near her feet for a few minutes.  I’ve never been so jealous in my entire life

she didn’t even realize it was an octopus at first because it was pretending to be a starfish.  i love my new octopus sibling.

I’m glad you’re all so supportive of my newest family member

chessys:

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day